Twisting News to Lies
Posted in Worldwide on Aug 30th, 2007
ISLAMBAD, PAKISTAN- One hundred missing Pakistan military forces have been found after a hide-n-go-seek game went terribly wrong. During their break shift, a group of military men decided to play Hide and Seek to pass the time. About a hundred participated and when they went off to hide, they were never seen again until today. [...]
Posted in Science on Aug 29th, 2007
SOUTHCAROLINA- A new study has been published, and it claims that lightning is attracted to teachers. The research shows that when walking along with a teacher your chance of being struck down with lightning is increased by 0.2 percent. The reason? Scientists believe that knowledge itself is positive charge, and because lightning is negative, the [...]
Posted in Contests on Aug 29th, 2007
Well I’m announcing the first Usmans World contest! (Drumroll please). You could win a full review written by Alex(trust me he writes good reviews) complete with multiple screen shots of your site. How? Just comment below and answer a few questions honestly.
1. What do you like about the site?
2. What would you change about the [...]
Posted in Science on Aug 28th, 2007
VERMONT- A new type of highly advanced algae is invading the waters of Vermont. The algae’s scientific name is Didymosphenia geminate, but is commonly known as rock snot, because it apparently forms from rocks. However, this is not your typical algae; this type of algae has a brain of its own and can function like [...]
Posted in Science on Aug 27th, 2007
CHICAGO- Hate your job? You’re not alone. More than 40% of working American adults report job dissatisfaction in a recent survey conducted by Lame Jobs. In a recent push to make more Americans content with their jobs, FDA has approved a drug called Viatin. Viatin works with your body to release hormones to make you [...]
Posted in US News on Aug 26th, 2007
RICHMOND, Indiana- The winning ticket for the 314.3 million dollars Power Ball lottery has been claimed by an unusual person- a janitor by the name of Jack Russell. The unusual part is that Jack Russell did not pay for the ticket. In fact, he said that he found the ticket in a trashcan during one [...]
