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Posted in Miscellaneous on Sep 23rd, 2007
CHICAGO – On September 12th the Fields family had their first son, but in this case, they were so excited that they forgot to name their son, doctors said.
“So, what are you naming this wonderful boy?”, said Doctor I. Furget.
“Name, oh my gosh! We forgot about that!”, said the Fields family.
“Well, I will give [...]
Posted in US News on Sep 22nd, 2007
ALASKA- A Bridge leading to absolutely nowhere has been completed. The bridge took over 5 years to go using about 100,000 workers. The bridge supposedly leads walkers to the land of Nowhere that’s supposed to be a world of mystical creatures. Thousands have attempted to get to the other side.
“The bridge really leads you [...]
Posted in Technology on Sep 21st, 2007
MARS- “This is quite shocking news,” Janes Barnes, head of the mission, spoke out about the finding of life on Mars.
An orbiting spacecraft directed by NASA has found life on Mars. However, the Martians aren’t more advanced than us like many TV show depictions, instead they come in the form of cavemen. The cavemen [...]
Posted in Blog News on Sep 20th, 2007
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Posted in Business on Sep 20th, 2007
IOWA- Onion LLC is redefining the definition of a weapon. When you think of a weapon what comes in mind is usually a knife or a gun. Onion LLC plans to change all of that by releasing a new type of weapon in the form of an onion. Yes an onion. The weapon will look [...]
Posted in US News on Sep 19th, 2007
UNITED STATES- Are you morbidly obese? Need help getting around? Lifting Inc. has just announced their new transportation service for any morbidly obese individual. The form of transportation used is a fork lift and can take you almost anywhere you want to go. Lifting Inc. just announced this service to the public and will start [...]