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Monthly Archive for October, 2007

Kentucky Town Bans Fast Food

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Chili Made to Replace Pain Medication

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HARRISON, OHIO- It seemed like a routine stop for 32 year old Jerack Gerber. Jerack was stopping at a local convenient store to buy some doughnuts. The simple trip ended up two seriously wounded pedestrians. As Jerack made his way back to his car, he claims that the doughnuts mesmerized him. “It was like the [...]

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KLOCHVILLE, MARYLAND- Several bizarre police incidents have been reported in the small town of Klochville including a case of a killer cat and ninjas. However, the most bizarre case is when a local bishop called 911 at around 2:00 AM. The bishop told operators that he couldn’t move diagonally anymore and asked police for help. [...]

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