Twisting News to Lies
Posted in Odd News on Oct 4th, 2007
KENTUCKY- Americans are becoming more and more shaped like ovals. This has got to stop before we get so big that our stomachs explode literally, Dr. Shawzee Boh, a health expert, said. In an attempt to stop the rapidly increasing obesity rates, one small town in Kentucky is revolutionizing how we think of fast food. [...]
Posted in Science on Oct 3rd, 2007
WORLD NEWS- When you’re experiencing pain you usually go for some type of pain medication like Tie Len Ol or Mol Tren. One company wants to change all of that by offering a new form of pain treatment by eating red hot chili. “Chili is known to be very spicy and numbs our tongues,†Mika [...]
Posted in Science on Oct 2nd, 2007
HARRISON, OHIO- It seemed like a routine stop for 32 year old Jerack Gerber. Jerack was stopping at a local convenient store to buy some doughnuts. The simple trip ended up two seriously wounded pedestrians. As Jerack made his way back to his car, he claims that the doughnuts mesmerized him. “It was like the [...]
Posted in Odd News on Oct 1st, 2007
KLOCHVILLE, MARYLAND- Several bizarre police incidents have been reported in the small town of Klochville including a case of a killer cat and ninjas. However, the most bizarre case is when a local bishop called 911 at around 2:00 AM. The bishop told operators that he couldn’t move diagonally anymore and asked police for help. [...]