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“Oh come on come on!” Bill said as he scratched off his lottery ticket.

He was hoping for a little cash or a Playstation 3. Bill ended up getting nothing.

“Darn those lottery tickets. They’re like drugs but even worse.” Bill grunted.

Bill had just come from the bank withdrawing a thousand bucks for a party with his friends at the retirement community. He hoped that he would get even more money from the lottery ticket.

“Oh well, it was just two dollars.” Bill said as he walked towards his car.

All of a sudden, he felt a tingling feeling near his pocket. The last time he checked, his butt wasn’t suffering from arthritis. Bill turned around to see a man with his hand in his pocket. At that moment, it would seem as the seventy two year old Bill could do nothing as the young man stole his hard earned cash. Wrong! You see, not only was Bill a marine, he was a champion boxer.

“What are you trying to do? Feel my butt?” Bill asked comically.

The thief smiled, but not for long. Bill grabbed his hand and punched him with his other hand over and over. All Bill had to do was imagine the thief’s head was a punching bag. Actually, what helped him the most was thinking about how angry his wife would be if he lost the money. He got about seven punches on him, when the store manager came out. By the time Bill was done with the thief, you would have though he had been shot.

Eventually, the cops arrived and arrested the thief for an unarmed robbery. Bill’s party was a blast, and it featured a security tape of Bill beating up the thief. Good things do happen to good people.

Disclaimer This story is not the real news story. This is just a twisted story based on the news story. Why have Twisted News? To make news more interesting and to get people to read the boring news. Enjoy!

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