A Blog that Lies

Recently, I have been tagged by my friend Francis with 8 random facts about you. Well, before I get to the facts I will talk little about us, since you guys don’t really know us.

Alex: That’s me! I’m the writer for Usmans World, and I’m 14. Before that, I wrote for various television shows on Nickelodeon including: Rugrats, Catdog, and Invader Zim. More recently, I’ve been writing for Zoey 101. Actually, the only reason I write for Zoey 101 is to meet Jamie Spears. We don’t really know each other that well, but one time I found out she had a boyfriend named Casey. People think they broke up, because he was mistreating her. They don’t know half of it. I was writing the script for the next episode, when I saw them together. I decided to take matters into my own hands and got this group of gay guys together. I got them to go up to her boyfriend and say ‘See you at the Gay Pride Parade!’ It was hilarious! Jamie freaked out and the next thing you know she was single again.

Usman: He’s the web developer for the website and is also 14. Before starting up Usmans World, he worked as one of Microsoft’s programmers. At that time they were working on fixing some bugs on Microsoft Word and Excel. Bill Gates liked him a lot, but fired him because he brought his iPod to work. Harsh but Usman moved on. He got a job as programmer for Apple. It didn’t work out either, because he got fired from being caught using Microsoft Word.

Now here are eight facts about me:
1. I’m an avid video game player and right now, I’m playing Warcraft III The Frozen Throne and Maplestory. If you play any of these games tell me your username.
2. I enjoy playing golf and table tennis. Although I suck at golf, I’m really good at table tennis. I’ve gone to China to practice and usually try to play everday.
3. My favorite movie is Rush Hour 2. It’s so funny, but there’s also a lot of action to it. It also has a storyline that makes sense! Borat is probably the funniest movie I’ve ever seen, but the storyline felt like it was written by a drunk eight year old. Rush Hour 3 is coming out on August 10!
4. Currently, I’m taking driver’s ed. In a few days, I’ll have my permit and will be able to drive with parents in the car.
5. My favorite food is chicken wings. Any type of chicken wing will make my mouth water. However, I do like Chinese food better than American food.
6. My favorite fast food restaurant is KFC. The chicken is so good; I don’t know why people prefer McDonalds. I hate to say it, but McDonalds has a monopoly on the fast food market.
7. I prefer Yahoo over Google. Google is too much of a beast. I mean c’mon, Google bought feedburner and Youtube. They were even planning to buy Facebook. Someone really needs to slow them down.
8. My favorite book is the BFG, and my favorite author is Roald Dahl. He rocks, and he’s so underrated.

Note: The about us section is complete lies. We just wanted to have fun, but the eight facts are true.