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NEW YORK- After decades of declining value, the American Dollar has become almost worthless. A paper bill with George Washington is now only worth a fraction of a Canadian Dollar. What sparked this dramatic decline? A combination of Bush’s economic policies, the filthy rich buying European merchandise, and the stock market crashing caused the American Dollar to go down the drain.

“Our economy used to be the best in the world,” Shawn Mcrae, an economist, said. “Now it’s struggling to stay away from dead last.”

Its official the American Dollar is essentially worthless. Now what? Economists say that it will take at least a decade or more for the American economy to get to the top. That’s if we don’t screw up again. We at A Blog That Lies know that you have more than a couple dollars lying around. So what do you do with them? If you don’t have the patience to wait for a decade, here’s a list on what to use your dollar for.

1. Use it as toilet paper. Hey you can do what the rich people use their twenties for now that the dollar is useless.
2. Give it to Charity. You’ll feel good that you donated money to a charity even if it’s worthless.
3. Burn it- Who knows? Money may make great firewood
4. Give it to random people- You’ll look like a nice guy giving away free money

Well there’s the to do list for that useless dollar. We are welcome for suggestions for other ideas.

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