Anti-War Protestors Declare War
Sep 15th, 2007 by Alex
WASHINGTON- Anti war antics and protestors went back on their word during their protest and have declared war on the American Government. This was in response to 150 people being arrested for trespassing private property on the White House. Protestors scratched out their signs and painted over them to turn an anti war protest into a declaration of war.
“This is probably one of the largest cases of hypocrisy ever,” Gerald Sharkins, a secret service agent that was at the scene, said. “I thought it was a joke at first, but when I saw everyone in the crowd scratching off the letters of their signs, I was struggling to keep a straight face.”
The group’s leader Carl Saudsbird made the decision to declare war. They claim that the arrests of their fellow protestors were unconstitutional and are proof that America is gradually losing their freedom that our forefathers promised.
“The arrests of the protestors were uncalled for. They did not trespass any private property. Secret agent guards arrested them, because of their protests. This is why I’m declaring war on behalf of all the protestors.” Carl Saudsbird, leader of the group, said.
President Bush was too busy making up statistics to be contacted.
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