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UTAH- Bigfoot was spotted in Hutington, Utah today. A group of farmers chased the creature with shovels and picks all the way into the forest. They managed to surround it. Suddenly, the creature let out a howl that could be heard from miles. The sound was so loud and powerful; it knocked the farmers unconscious and trapped coal miners in a coal mine by making debris fall onto the entrance.

“We were so close,” said Michael Hughes, one of the farmers that chased Bigfoot. “We knew if we caught it, it would be a historical moment. My ears are still ringing from the howl.”

Residents say at least five coal workers are trapped in the coal mine. No one knows if they’re alive or dead. However, nobody should panic yet. They have enough water and air to last a couple of days, but that doesn’t give an excuse to not rescuing them now.

“We’re going to get them,” Murray Horry, one of the coal mine workers, commented. “All my energy and efforts are being used to get my co-workers out healthy and alive.”

The public are still a little paranoid about the incident. There was no proof that Bigfoot was actually the cause of the coal miners being trapped.

“Bigfoot giving off a howl that traps coal miners? That’s insane and downright outrageous. It sounds like it’s off of a cartoon.” Mike Steelburg says.

Michael Hugh responds, “I know, and my fellow farmers know it had to be Bigfoot. First of all, the creature had like ten foot feet that made giant footprints that are still visible. The creature was also half human and half ape, which fits the urban legend perfectly. I know it’s far fetched, but it’s what happened.”

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