KLOCHVILLE, MARYLAND- Several bizarre police incidents have been reported in the small town of Klochville including a case of a killer cat and ninjas. However, the most bizarre case is when a local bishop called 911 at around 2:00 AM. The bishop told operators that he couldnâ€™t move diagonally anymore and asked police for help.
â€œAs a bishop, itâ€™s a requirement for me to be able walk diagonally,â€ Bishop Charles defended his actions. â€œIf I canâ€™t walk diagonally, all my followers will think that Iâ€™m an imposter.â€
Police authorities arrived on the scene and determined that the Bishop could not move diagonally because of arthritis in his legs. However, the Bishop was fined 100 dollars for calling 911 with no real emergency.
â€œNo emergency? My whole career was on the line!â€ Bishop Charles defended his call.
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