Bishop Calls 911 ‘I can’t move Diagonally’
Oct 1st, 2007 by Alex
KLOCHVILLE, MARYLAND- Several bizarre police incidents have been reported in the small town of Klochville including a case of a killer cat and ninjas. However, the most bizarre case is when a local bishop called 911 at around 2:00 AM. The bishop told operators that he couldn’t move diagonally anymore and asked police for help.
“As a bishop, it’s a requirement for me to be able walk diagonally,†Bishop Charles defended his actions. “If I can’t walk diagonally, all my followers will think that I’m an imposter.â€
Police authorities arrived on the scene and determined that the Bishop could not move diagonally because of arthritis in his legs. However, the Bishop was fined 100 dollars for calling 911 with no real emergency.
“No emergency? My whole career was on the line!†Bishop Charles defended his call.
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