Bridge To Nowhere Built
Sep 22nd, 2007 by Alex
ALASKA- A Bridge leading to absolutely nowhere has been completed. The bridge took over 5 years to go using about 100,000 workers. The bridge supposedly leads walkers to the land of Nowhere that’s supposed to be a world of mystical creatures. Thousands have attempted to get to the other side.
“The bridge really leads you to nowhere,” Brian Gates, one of the thousands that attempted to get to the other side, said. “I walked for almost two week straight, and I couldn’t see anything on the other side.”
“I took my helicopter for a ride to see where the bridge goes and when I couldn’t get to the end after several hours,” Jof Joer said.
The government claims that they had no part in funding the massive project that totaled a billion to make. However, the government is under fire for spending tax payer’s money on a useless bridge.
“We pay so many taxes each year and what does the government do with it? Build a useless bridge that leads to nowhere.” Jop Francis said angrily.
Out of all the controversy, there is one person that claims to make it to the other side.
“I walked for days without rest. Finally I saw the end of the bridge. I ran to the end, and it was a whole different dimension. The grass was all purple, and the sky was red. I suddenly had a great urge to fall asleep. I slept on the grass, and when I woke up I was home again,” Jason Cooke claims.
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