“So, what are you naming this wonderful boy?”, said Doctor I. Furget.
“Name, oh my gosh! We forgot about that!”, said the Fields family.
“Well, I will give you some time to think that over…”, said the Doctor.

As they were contemplating for a name in the waiting area, they started running out of ideas. At first the family started thinking of common names, but soon realized they need a unique name. So they looked through magazines and spare books in the room, imagine the Fields family telling their son how he got his name…

As the Doc came into the room he asked, “Are you done yet? I have a life you know.”

While panicking under the pressure of the doctor, officials say that the family decided to think of a name that would remind them of something they like, preferably a baseball team.

In that moment, the Fields family decided to name their son after a famous baseball field they played in called Wrigely Fields.

“We’ve got a name Doc!”
“Good, may I be inclined to know what it is?”, said the Doc.
“Wrigley!”, said the husband.

Doctor I. Furget decided not to question the name and signed the certificate.

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“I was questioning a group of suspicious people from a stolen van, “Deputy Sheryl Grewn said. “Suddenly, a beer bottle came out of nowhere smashed the window and knocked me unconscious. Next thing I know, the group that I was interrogating escaped.”

Police don’t know how big or who exactly is in The Beer Army. The only reason they know the name is from a ransom note The Beer Army left them saying that they won’t stop until five imprisoned inmates are released. The inmates have brought in for questioning, but they are as puzzled as the police. Now, The London Police has to go to the last resort of using force.

“This group of people isn’t your average bandits,” Captain Mike Ross said. “They are highly trained and can attack over and over without leaving one shred of evidence. No one knows how they do it. I just hope our new recruits are ready for one heck of a fight. I’m one hundred percent positive they are armed with more than beer cans. This is just the beginning.”

Many civilians are complaining about the tight security measures the police are implementing.

“I was tazered just because I had a beer can in my hand. That’s outrageous.” Michael Kwan said.

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It’s true, today a bizarre phenomena occurred in the town of Alma. 50 pound ice chunks heavier than the common 17″ Monitor fell on peoples roof’s, gardens, pets, and heads. It seemed like any other day and the skies were actually quite clear, when one man’s roof was torn apart and his TV was demolished.

“I could have sworn the sky was falling” said one man.

Authorities say it wasn’t someone playing tricks, but a natural occurrence. However, some think that the plane overhead could of created “excess waste” discharge on the inhabitants below. Although that has been disproved because the color of the ice was crystal white, not crystal brown.

Imagine having 3-4 toasters fall onto your head, they say penny dropped from heights in the stratosphere can kill you, a toaster would kill a full grown elephant, or at least give the whale a good coma.


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It was another day on the job as a police officer. Although he has never had to use his gun before, he had had several brushes with death. One time a driver hit him while he was writing a ticket. Hopefully, this stop won’t be as violent.
Walsh went up to the door and rung the doorbell. No answer. He opened the door to find it unlocked. Getting his gun ready, he carefully swung the door open. The house was a complete mess and seemed to have had a struggle going on. His heart started beating and fingers started getting sweaty as he crept up the stairs. Walsh had never been in a situation like this before. He turned into the bedroom, and his heart skipped a beat as he saw a horrific sight. A couple was tied to the bedpost with duct tape on their mouths.

“This is Walsh reporting a home invasion possible robbery. The couple is tied to the bedpost. Requesting immediate back-up.”
Walsh untied the couple and took of the duct tape.
“Two robbers came into our house and stole our cell phones! They just left the house through the backyard.” The couple said.
“At least you’re alright. Now, to get that cell phone.”
Walsh’s back-up arrived as he told them the situation. They decided the robbers couldn’t have gone far and would search for them. They split up some of them in cars and others by foot. Walsh was assigned looking by foot through the backyard. It didn’t take long.

“Suspects spotted in vehicle they are going to bail on Shattack and Weiss street. BAILED RUNNING NORTH TOWARDS HOME!” Another police officer radioed in.
Walsh quickly started sprinting towards the location and saw the suspects.
“PUT YOUR HANDS UP! GET ON THE GROUND AND SURRENDER!” He yelled at the fleeing suspects.
The suspects didn’t listen, and the pursuit continued.
“Pursuing suspects by forest.”
The chase went on for a good ten minutes. Walsh was never a fast runner, but had great endurance. The suspects were running out of energy and were slowing down. All of a sudden, a suspect turned around and stopped making a T with his hands.
“Tttime… out.” The suspect muttered gasping for breath as Walsh tackled him to the ground.
“There are no time outs in real life. Suspect captured other suspect running northbound.” Walsh said as hand-cuffing the suspect.
The other suspect didn’t get far as other police officers were already waiting for him. When Walsh told the officers what the suspect had said, the whole office filled with laughter. They even got the judge to say ‘You are sentenced to two years of time out.’ It was probably the funniest incident in their police division.

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