Twisting News to Lies
Posted in Odd News on Oct 4th, 2007
KENTUCKY- Americans are becoming more and more shaped like ovals. This has got to stop before we get so big that our stomachs explode literally, Dr. Shawzee Boh, a health expert, said. In an attempt to stop the rapidly increasing obesity rates, one small town in Kentucky is revolutionizing how we think of fast food. [...]
Posted in Odd News on Oct 1st, 2007
KLOCHVILLE, MARYLAND- Several bizarre police incidents have been reported in the small town of Klochville including a case of a killer cat and ninjas. However, the most bizarre case is when a local bishop called 911 at around 2:00 AM. The bishop told operators that he couldn’t move diagonally anymore and asked police for help. [...]
Posted in Odd News on Sep 25th, 2007
CINCINNATI- “This is a great alternative to end a dispute without having to divorce.†Paul Keyes, a marriage counselor, said.†To all the struggling marriages in the United States that are thinking about divorce, SAWING LLC has announced a new alternative- dividing the house in half. Not by traditional means, instead they will offer to [...]
Posted in Odd News on Sep 8th, 2007
ST, GEORGE UTAH- A boy has been reported “lost in his own mind.†Search and rescue teams have already been deployed. The thirteen year old boy, Samuel Mitchell, was listening to a lecture in his Physics class, and the teacher and class were so soporific, Samuel started to space out. However, he never spaced back [...]
Posted in Odd News on Sep 5th, 2007
PASADENA, MARYLAND- Veronica Sheldon, dubbed the modern Rip Van Winkle, has woken up from her deep and long sleep finally. How long did she sleep? 10 hours? A whole day? Actually she managed to sleep for thirty years. During her thirty years of slumber, police and authorities were investigating for a possible homicide. It was [...]
Posted in Odd News on Sep 4th, 2007
RENO, NEVADA- Ronald Jones, a pilot, has gone missing after hitting a cloud and spiraling out of control into the forest. That’s right a cloud. Apparently, somehow a solid cloud formed in the skies, and Ronald flew right into it making his plane lose a wing. Witnesses say he attempted to parachute but was never [...]