KENTUCKY- Americans are becoming more and more shaped like ovals. This has got to stop before we get so big that our stomachs explode literally, Dr. Shawzee Boh, a health expert, said. In an attempt to stop the rapidly increasing obesity rates, one small town in Kentucky is revolutionizing how we think of fast food. [...]
Category Archive for 'Odd News'
KLOCHVILLE, MARYLAND- Several bizarre police incidents have been reported in the small town of Klochville including a case of a killer cat and ninjas. However, the most bizarre case is when a local bishop called 911 at around 2:00 AM. The bishop told operators that he couldnâ€™t move diagonally anymore and asked police for help. [...]
CINCINNATI- â€œThis is a great alternative to end a dispute without having to divorce.â€ Paul Keyes, a marriage counselor, said.â€ To all the struggling marriages in the United States that are thinking about divorce, SAWING LLC has announced a new alternative- dividing the house in half. Not by traditional means, instead they will offer to [...]
ST, GEORGE UTAH- A boy has been reported â€œlost in his own mind.â€ Search and rescue teams have already been deployed. The thirteen year old boy, Samuel Mitchell, was listening to a lecture in his Physics class, and the teacher and class were so soporific, Samuel started to space out. However, he never spaced back [...]
PASADENA, MARYLAND- Veronica Sheldon, dubbed the modern Rip Van Winkle, has woken up from her deep and long sleep finally. How long did she sleep? 10 hours? A whole day? Actually she managed to sleep for thirty years. During her thirty years of slumber, police and authorities were investigating for a possible homicide. It was [...]
RENO, NEVADA- Ronald Jones, a pilot, has gone missing after hitting a cloud and spiraling out of control into the forest. Thatâ€™s right a cloud. Apparently, somehow a solid cloud formed in the skies, and Ronald flew right into it making his plane lose a wing. Witnesses say he attempted to parachute but was never [...]