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Kentucky Town Bans Fast Food

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CINCINNATI- “This is a great alternative to end a dispute without having to divorce.” Paul Keyes, a marriage counselor, said.” To all the struggling marriages in the United States that are thinking about divorce, SAWING LLC has announced a new alternative- dividing the house in half. Not by traditional means, instead they will offer to [...]

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Boy Gets Lost in Own Mind

ST, GEORGE UTAH- A boy has been reported “lost in his own mind.” Search and rescue teams have already been deployed. The thirteen year old boy, Samuel Mitchell, was listening to a lecture in his Physics class, and the teacher and class were so soporific, Samuel started to space out. However, he never spaced back [...]

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PASADENA, MARYLAND- Veronica Sheldon, dubbed the modern Rip Van Winkle, has woken up from her deep and long sleep finally. How long did she sleep? 10 hours? A whole day? Actually she managed to sleep for thirty years. During her thirty years of slumber, police and authorities were investigating for a possible homicide. It was [...]

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Plane Crashes Into Cloud

RENO, NEVADA- Ronald Jones, a pilot, has gone missing after hitting a cloud and spiraling out of control into the forest. That’s right a cloud. Apparently, somehow a solid cloud formed in the skies, and Ronald flew right into it making his plane lose a wing. Witnesses say he attempted to parachute but was never [...]

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