Twisting News to Lies
Posted in Odd News on Jul 27th, 2007
“They are coming!” yelled Marcus as he gently closed the door. “What are we going to do man? We have nowhere to go!” said Roger.
The two convicts had stolen 26,000 from a TCF Bank. They were Marcus and Roger, 2 men who supposedly were on their parole, but once a convict always a convict. The [...]
Posted in Odd News on Jul 25th, 2007
Robert was hospitalized for total kidney failure. He was expected to die in a few weeks, if they didn’t miraculously get a donor before it’s too late. The chance of that happening was next to nothing. Robert was a realistic man and knew that he was laying in his deathbed. He spent his last days [...]
Posted in Odd News on Jul 24th, 2007
Note: This twisted news story uses some terms and characters from Harry Potter. Please don’t sue me J.K!
Two hooded men were standing next to a river with a huge bag.
“Would you hurry up?” One of them said to the other.
“It’s hard when you can’t use magic. Why does Voldemort need so many anyways?”
The two [...]
Posted in Odd News on Jul 19th, 2007
Have you ever seen a tiger up close, or a giant cat for that matter? Probably not face to face but in a cage or something. Unlike what you have seen before a giant cat or a young tiger suspected to be has been prowling around the town of Bordeaux, France.
Several people have spotted [...]
Posted in Odd News on Jul 18th, 2007
Robert first noticed the bumps on his head two weeks ago. He had gone to scratch his head, when he felt a little bump on his head. Not a big deal, but then it started growing bigger. Pretty soon he had not just one but four huge bumps on the back of his forehead. He [...]
Posted in Odd News on Jul 13th, 2007
If you thought eating dogs or liver was bad here in China, you haven’t seen anything yet. I was on a vacation enjoying the spectacular culture in China. People burn there trash everyday, spit on the road, and had holes in the ground for toilets. You thought American culture was bad.
Despite all that, the vacation [...]
