Twisting News to Lies
Posted in Science on Oct 3rd, 2007
WORLD NEWS- When you’re experiencing pain you usually go for some type of pain medication like Tie Len Ol or Mol Tren. One company wants to change all of that by offering a new form of pain treatment by eating red hot chili.
“Chili is known to be very spicy and numbs our tongues,” Mika [...]
Posted in Science on Oct 2nd, 2007
HARRISON, OHIO- It seemed like a routine stop for 32 year old Jerack Gerber. Jerack was stopping at a local convenient store to buy some doughnuts. The simple trip ended up two seriously wounded pedestrians. As Jerack made his way back to his car, he claims that the doughnuts mesmerized him.
“It was like the [...]
Posted in Science on Sep 14th, 2007
PITTSBURGH- A local girl by the name of Laura Goodell, 13, was found dead in her home today. As authorities arrived on the scene, there seemed to be no attempted suicide or forced entry. So what killed her? Dermatologists claimed that the answer is her acne. Laura had so much acne that the infection spread [...]
Posted in Science, Technology on Sep 13th, 2007
HOUSTON, TEXAS- Almost every person knows that after getting sick eating medicine and getting treatment can be a pain in the behind. This holds especially true if you’re diagnosed with a chronic illness. However, scientists have developed an easier and more convenient way of treating various ailments- watching TV. That’s right, scientists have launched a [...]
Posted in Science on Sep 12th, 2007
PARIS- In an effort to make people lose weight, the kilo protocol also has started losing weight to set an example for the world. The 118 year old kilogram protocol, that’s heavily locked up, is showing everyone that no matter how old you are or how confined your space is, weight lost is still possible. [...]
Posted in Science on Aug 29th, 2007
SOUTHCAROLINA- A new study has been published, and it claims that lightning is attracted to teachers. The research shows that when walking along with a teacher your chance of being struck down with lightning is increased by 0.2 percent. The reason? Scientists believe that knowledge itself is positive charge, and because lightning is negative, the [...]
