Twisting News to Lies
Posted in Science on Aug 28th, 2007
VERMONT- A new type of highly advanced algae is invading the waters of Vermont. The algae’s scientific name is Didymosphenia geminate, but is commonly known as rock snot, because it apparently forms from rocks. However, this is not your typical algae; this type of algae has a brain of its own and can function like [...]
Posted in Science on Aug 27th, 2007
CHICAGO- Hate your job? You’re not alone. More than 40% of working American adults report job dissatisfaction in a recent survey conducted by Lame Jobs. In a recent push to make more Americans content with their jobs, FDA has approved a drug called Viatin. Viatin works with your body to release hormones to make you [...]
Posted in Science on Aug 24th, 2007
UNITED STATES- Having trouble getting a date or impressing that special someone? PlasticWare LLC has just launched a new type of plastic surgery that will make you look like a caveman. Although this may sound crazy, this is following research that proves women are attracted to the prehistoric caveman look. Hundreds of thousands of people [...]
Posted in Science on Jul 15th, 2007
The skies were darkening as Ashbar was fishing in his boat in the Tanzania River. The river was basically his life. Without it, he would not be able to have money or food. He had been fishing in the river for nearly forty years from when he was just four. From that, he thought that [...]
Viagra has helped many male adults get dates, Mark Martin race, and changing the way Americans think in just a couple of years. However, researchers have found another use for this controversial drug.Researchers in Argentina say the drug may help in treating jet lag. The researchers tested the drug on hamsters and made them feel [...]
Posted in Miscellaneous, Science on May 14th, 2007
Are you tired, lifeless, and sulky? Forget Einstein’s equation energy equals mass times constant squared, energy drinks have been offering energy in liquid for an industry accounting for 3 billion of our dollars a year. Some claim to have secret extracts of plants that synergize to give you energy. However, the FDA has not investigated [...]