Twisting News to Lies
Posted in Technology on Sep 21st, 2007
MARS- “This is quite shocking news,” Janes Barnes, head of the mission, spoke out about the finding of life on Mars.
An orbiting spacecraft directed by NASA has found life on Mars. However, the Martians aren’t more advanced than us like many TV show depictions, instead they come in the form of cavemen. The cavemen [...]
Posted in Science, Technology on Sep 13th, 2007
HOUSTON, TEXAS- Almost every person knows that after getting sick eating medicine and getting treatment can be a pain in the behind. This holds especially true if you’re diagnosed with a chronic illness. However, scientists have developed an easier and more convenient way of treating various ailments- watching TV. That’s right, scientists have launched a [...]
Posted in Technology on Sep 10th, 2007
INTERNET WORLD- A giant information worm has infiltrated the Internet eating up vast quantities of information. Millions of databases have been found to be deleted. Even Google has reported several pagerank databases missing delaying the upcoming pagerank update even more. Everybody is vulnerable in this time of crisis, and President Bush has declared a World [...]
Posted in Technology on Sep 7th, 2007
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA- Hate your lunch? Sick and tired of mom-made P&B sandwiches? Now you don’t have to be with the new launch of an innovative program called Swap ‘N Eat. Now you can trade your lunch with thousands of other students online at www.swapneat.com. Essentially, it’s like ebay, but it’s for food. Students [...]
Posted in Technology on Jul 31st, 2007
FLORIDA- A hacker has infiltrated the Florida’s voting machines during elections. Many people report seeing horrific images and phrases after they placed their votes. Authorities say that the hacker is very skilled, because the hacker has not left a shred of evidence. The election may have to be postponed while technicians are trying to fix [...]
Posted in Technology on Jun 29th, 2007
One minute left before we open doors!” The manager said to the awaiting crowd. The time had finally come. Over twenty four hours of waiting, sleeping on a chair, and going to the bathroom on a plant, Phil was finally about to get his iPhone. Ever since he tried it out a month ago, he [...]
