Posted in US News on Sep 29th, 2007
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Posted in US News on Sep 28th, 2007
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Posted in US News on Sep 27th, 2007
WASHINTON- After a full day of observing children at a local school, George Bush concludes that “Children do learn.†George Bush was given an opportunity to observe a school to see the No Child Left Behind act in action. He later gave a speech to the public detailing the success of the No Child Left [...]
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Posted in US News on Sep 26th, 2007
MICHIGAN- “Keeping our students safe is our number one priority,†Jeff Kitna, director of education, justified the harsh new rules for sick students. As the impending cold, harsh winter weather approaches, teachers and schools are setting up new rules that are harsher than ever to keep their students safe. School districts have adopted a new [...]
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Posted in US News on Sep 24th, 2007
NEW YORK- After decades of declining value, the American Dollar has become almost worthless. A paper bill with George Washington is now only worth a fraction of a Canadian Dollar. What sparked this dramatic decline? A combination of Bush’s economic policies, the filthy rich buying European merchandise, and the stock market crashing caused the American [...]
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Posted in US News on Sep 22nd, 2007
ALASKA- A Bridge leading to absolutely nowhere has been completed. The bridge took over 5 years to go using about 100,000 workers. The bridge supposedly leads walkers to the land of Nowhere that’s supposed to be a world of mystical creatures. Thousands have attempted to get to the other side. “The bridge really leads you [...]
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