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UNITED STATES- Are you morbidly obese? Need help getting around? Lifting Inc. has just announced their new transportation service for any morbidly obese individual. The form of transportation used is a fork lift and can take you almost anywhere you want to go. Lifting Inc. just announced this service to the public and will start [...]

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800$ Smoking Competition Set

UNITED STATES- Are you an avid smoker? Do you think you can smoke 800$ worth of cigarettes? Then you should consider entering the first annual smoking competition sponsored by Marlcoro. The competition will serve as a motivation to keep smoking as health officials and the FDA are causing the smoking industry to lose billions of [...]

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Anti-War Protestors Declare War

WASHINGTON- Anti war antics and protestors went back on their word during their protest and have declared war on the American Government. This was in response to 150 people being arrested for trespassing private property on the White House. Protestors scratched out their signs and painted over them to turn an anti war protest into [...]

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NEW YORK- Finje Sharbercrombie, a leader in the design world, is launching a new line of shoes called the Unwearables. These shoes are not your typical flashy designer shoes that look pretty but are hard to wear. Instead, these shoes can’t be worn at all. The shoes are made purely for decoration purposes and start [...]

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The Great Wall of Beer

UNITED STATES- You’ve heard of the Great Wall of China, but what about a wall of beer? The problem of illegal immigration has spiraled out of control as many immigrants also bring along illegal drugs and weapons. Possible terrorists can come into our country from our borders undetected. Most of the immigrants come from our [...]

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UNITED STATES- Bush has just declared a national emergency as all the animals in the zoos of our nation are trying to escape. Hundreds of wildlife has already escaped from their cages. It is suggested that you stay in your home or car at all times. If you’re confronted by a wild animal it is [...]

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