Twisting News to Lies
Posted in Worldwide on Sep 17th, 2007
CHINA-The Chinese FDA has now approved the company DACM (Dog and Cat Meat)’s proposal to start selling pets as food. This is in response to the high growing population of the Chinese population while the food supply is decreasing rapidly. The DACM plans to open a factory and start selling pet meat as food as […]
Posted in Worldwide on Aug 30th, 2007
ISLAMBAD, PAKISTAN- One hundred missing Pakistan military forces have been found after a hide-n-go-seek game went terribly wrong. During their break shift, a group of military men decided to play Hide and Seek to pass the time. About a hundred participated and when they went off to hide, they were never seen again until today. […]
Posted in Miscellaneous, Worldwide on Aug 19th, 2007
LONDON- The Beer Army is causing mass chaos in the city of London. They are a highly sophisticated group that is going around attacking police stations with everything from beer cans to rocks. So far, five police stations have already been attacked, and the damages are hefty. Police stations have reported millions of dollars in […]
Posted in Worldwide on Aug 14th, 2007
Malaysia- The sultan of Malaysia has declared a national state of emergency. Armed pirates are attacking from the Malacca Strait. There’s an estimated ten pirate ships attacking everything in their sight. There have already been ten attacks on innocent trade ships and private yachts, and a hundred people have been kidnapped by the band of […]
Posted in Worldwide on Aug 9th, 2007
PAKISTAN- Swarms of angry insects have invaded Pakistan including flies and locusts. Thousands of exterminators were called with poisonous compounds, but the insects are immune. As they continue to breed and destroy farmland, Pakistan’s leader has declared a state of emergency.
“I can’t sleep, I can’t go outside, I can’t make money for my children,” […]
Posted in Worldwide on Aug 8th, 2007
CHINA- Thousands of marine life have been found dead in the Xi River due to human waste. In the rural areas of China proper plumbing is rare and many farmers resort to going in the river. After decades of human waste, the river is now considered toxic. A species of dolphins may also be extinct. […]
