Chili Made to Replace Pain Medication
Oct 3rd, 2007 by Alex
WORLD NEWS- When you’re experiencing pain you usually go for some type of pain medication like Tie Len Ol or Mol Tren. One company wants to change all of that by offering a new form of pain treatment by eating red hot chili.
“Chili is known to be very spicy and numbs our tongues,” Mika Rod, CEO of the company launching this new treatment, said. “If the patient eats a ton of chili this will magnify the effect and numb the whole body.”
Obviously this statement is a little vague. What’s meant by a ton? 5 red hot chili? 10? 15?
“In order to maximize results, the patient will have to eat a bucket full of chili,” Mika Rod answered.
A whole bucket of chili just to remove pain. That may sound too far fetched for anyone to try, but the truth is that Chili Treatment has already sold a million packages of their formula for pain reliever.
“I loathe taking pain medication when I get hurt,” Sarpie Lougie, a customer, said. “This chili treatment is a great all natural way to relieve the pain while having no side effects.”
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