Cure for Writer’s Block Found
Aug 20th, 2007 by Alex
MICHIGAN- Millions of writers each day suffer from symptoms of a disease known as Writer’s Block. Symptoms include writing bad, having no idea what to write about, and frustration. However, the FDA recently improved a drug known as SymTac that reduces the effects of Writer’s Block immensely. The drug works by giving a boost to the writing part of your brain helping you write creative and original content. The drug is for sale now for only 200.00 USD.
“I know a lot of writers like me that suffer from WB (Writer’s Block), Michael Kwan says. “At first I was a little skeptical, but then I tried a pill. Suddenly, ideas came flowing from my head like never before. As a freelance writer, this will help me write better content for my customers.
The release of the drug was only a week ago and already more than a million bottles have been sold. The drug founder, Jeff Tsyon, spoke with reporters prior to the release.
“The find of SymTac was totally unintentional,” Jack Tsyon told reporters. “I was originally testing a drug to help stimulate the brain for Alzheimer patients. Instead, I stumbled across a drug that stimulates the writing portion of the brain.
As the success of SymTac continues to grow there are always harmful side effects. Some patients have reported to be addicted to writing from the drug.
“I can’t stop writing! My hand is always writing something now, and I have no control over it.” Sarah Good says.
Note: I twisted up this story, because I’m suffering from Writer’s Block. Hopefully it’s over by tomorrow. Comment below and subscribe!
Heh. Good stuff Alex.
That’s interesting because, just last week I was suffering from writers block as well. I found some good ways to help overcome it, and wrote about it. Here’s the link: http://www.newsnotion.com/2007/08/16/how-to-get-out-of-writers-block/
Woah a comment from Michael Kwan pretty cool. Nice post Casey will try those tips.
I’m surprised you didn’t figure out the linkbait trick earlier.
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