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UNITED STATES- Are you morbidly obese? Need help getting around? Lifting Inc. has just announced their new transportation service for any morbidly obese individual. The form of transportation used is a fork lift and can take you almost anywhere you want to go. Lifting Inc. just announced this service to the public and will start the service by the end of this year.

“As food becomes more and more accessible, the number of morbidly obese goes shooting up,” Larry Garner, CEO of Lifting Inc, commented. “The morbidly obese are still people, and they need some means of transportation. This is where this program will help them in their daily lives.

Lifting Inc. says that services start at only 100$ per round trip. They will also be offering monthly and yearly services. That’s not all, the fork lift service is just the start of a massive campaign. Lifting Inc. plans to launch full transportation services for the morbidly obese including private jets and trains. The slogan for this massive campaign to help the morbidly obese is ‘The morbidly obese still need transportation too!’ Although Lifting Inc. has been praised by entrepreneurs worldwide for its originality, the slogan has been taking heavy criticisms.

“The service is insane, and the slogan is even worse. Lifting Inc. is basically promoting people to become morbidly obese. This is not going to have a positive effect on America’s already high obesity rates,” Keith Karner, a health expert, said.

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