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Today Harry Potter or formerly known as Daniel Radcliffe spewed his worst spell ever…a kiss. The on-screen kiss with Cho Chang, played by Katie Leung was a magical disaster. As Harry Potter was sured to be ready for the 5th year at Hogwarts, Director David Yates would disagree. “At first I thought this was going to be spectacular, I was ready Potter could do it.”

I received an inside VIP pass to the shooting of the Scene 29 Act 6. Earlier David, a close friend met in the marketing business, yes he used to be a marketer before he became a director gave me a special preview. Me, I have never been to a backstage event, anxious as I was, I thought this first impression was one to remember. Now everybody knows I never post lies on my blog, so here is the story:

Before the scene began, the makeup crew was closing in and adding finishing touches. Daniel’s makeup artist has known him from the first movie, and knew this was a night to remember (daytime actually). As I informatively listened to David say, “Lights, Camera, and Action” I knew it was time. The scene went on about Harry babbling about some army of his and him teaching each other how to bust a move on Voldemort. As he was teaching Cho, she suddenly became a bit too horny, after the loss of Cedric Digory, she started cheating on Mr. Potter. Mr. Potter, being a wanting Lord, obliged. They were nervous I could tell, but as the moment came, the nervousness ran out of Daniel, Cho on the other hand couldn’t handle Daniel making out.

Daniel, suddenly, jumped into action and gave her a kiss that lasted at least 9 seconds. I looked at my script and it said the kiss should last no more than 3. Looks like Potter had been waiting for this moment and savoring it. Director David Yates burst into anger, and Cho was in awe. She ran away from him appalled and came into my clutches. My first response was, “Take it easy”. As she crept into my arms she went towards my lips, I knew I had to back off. I told that hoe to get back, she don’t know me like that.

Disclaimer This story is not the real news story. This is just a twisted story based on the news story. Why have Twisted News? To make news more interesting and to get people to read the boring news. Enjoy!

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