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ANNAPOLIS- Jenna Bush, daughter of George Bush, showed the public once and for all that she could read. During a national book tour, Jenna made her way up to the podium and started reading the story of Cinderella. This is in response to a rumor that Jenna didn’t know how to read.

“She read magnificently,” George Bush said later teary eyed. “I’m so proud of her. Growing up and learning how to read in public. One day she’ll even learn how to write… I can’t take it.”

Besides reading Cinderella, Jenna went through a whole pile of books including Peter Pan and sang the alphabet. The whole performance lasted two hours and ended with thunderous applaud. Even though it seemed like Jenna has showed the media that she can really read, there is a lot of speculation going around that she faked it.

“I watched her mouth carefully throughout the whole performance,” Scott Jacob, one of the spectators, said. “Sometimes her lip movement was too fast for the spoken word which leads me to believe she was lip syncing. A person was probably reading backstage while she was lip syncing.”

Both Jena Bush and George Bush were unavailable to comment on this.

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