Kentucky Town Bans Fast Food
Oct 4th, 2007 by Alex
KENTUCKY- Americans are becoming more and more shaped like ovals. This has got to stop before we get so big that our stomachs explode literally, Dr. Shawzee Boh, a health expert, said. In an attempt to stop the rapidly increasing obesity rates, one small town in Kentucky is revolutionizing how we think of fast food. Local legislature just passed into a law an ordinate that would give the right to any transportation company to search for fast food on their clients. They also have the power to kick off any clients that have fast food on them. Obesity is a major health concern. Drastic situations call for drastic actions. Paul Bober, who came up with idea, defended it. However, a law like this never goes in without speculation. Some people say that it’s against the constitution to decide what you can and can’t eat. Other people that this is too drastic. I was strip searched for fast food, Sarah Goffman said. That’s not even funny, I thought this was supposed to be the land of the free.ikoniИкониПодаръциикони на светциИдея за подаръкикониикониПравославни иконииконописikoniсвети георгиikoniхудожник на икониИкони на светциХудожникОткъде да купя иконаидея за подаръкsondaji
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Ironic that it’s a town in a state that gave its name to one of the world’s biggest fast food chains.
well, its really ironic, but to have Twisted News like this, its cool…
but it’s just a personal opinion of mine…
just to lighten up my day, i want to read some of your Twisted news, please? Post some more…
and mind you…this article made me hungry coz it reminds me of one of the world’s biggest fast food chain…
god bless Alex
Good to see other satirical sites
That is funny I must admit that they banned fast food, I wonder if it is still banned… Anyways we need more blog posts
I want to get rid of fastfood now. It make me ill now. Try to do exercise more.