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Kentucky Town Bans Fast Food

Oct 4th, 2007 by Alex

KENTUCKY- “Americans are becoming more and more shaped like ovals. This has got to stop before we get so big that our stomachs explode literally,” Dr. Shawzee Boh, a health expert, said. \\n\\nIn an attempt to stop the rapidly increasing obesity rates, one small town in Kentucky is revolutionizing how we think of fast food. Local legislature just passed into a law an ordinate that would give the right to any transportation company to search for fast food on their clients. They also have the power to kick off any clients that have fast food on them. \\n\\n“Obesity is a major health concern. Drastic situations call for drastic actions.” Paul Bober, who came up with idea, defended it. \\n\\nHowever, a law like this never goes in without speculation. Some people say that it’s against the constitution to decide what you can and can’t eat. Other people that this is too drastic. \\n\\n“I was strip searched for fast food,” Sarah Goffman said. “That’s not even funny, I thought this was supposed to be the land of the free.” \\n\\nDisclaimer:This is just a twisted story based on the news story. Why have Twisted News? Twisted News makes the boring news more fun!To see the real story click here Please share your opinions and criticisms by commenting. \\n

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One Response to “Kentucky Town Bans Fast Food”

on 20 Oct 2007 at 1:19 pm1Ni La Xi

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