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PITTSBURGH- A local girl by the name of Laura Goodell, 13, was found dead in her home today. As authorities arrived on the scene, there seemed to be no attempted suicide or forced entry. So what killed her? Dermatologists claimed that the answer is her acne. Laura had so much acne that the infection spread to all parts of the body. With the lack of proper treatment, the acne started to mutate and started to feed off of her. Eventually it got so bad that she apparently died from it.

“The death of Laura still is undergoing investigation,” Bob Poodell, one of the authorities in charge of the case, announced. “Dermatologists have been called from around the world to study this type of acne. There is still no need to panic.”

The type of acne that Laura contracted has been dubbed “The Killer Acne.” If this acne is contagious, another world epidemic might spread like SARS and the bird flu. In brighter news, as the masses of the people start to panic, acne washers and treatment sales have skyrocketed.

“In this day in age, people will panic about anything. I highly doubt this one freak case can affect the health of the rest of the world. To all the teenagers out there enjoy life don’t freak out about it.” Pooden Bodell, a health expert, gave us his views.

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