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PARIS- In an effort to make people lose weight, the kilo protocol also has started losing weight to set an example for the world. The 118 year old kilogram protocol, that’s heavily locked up, is showing everyone that no matter how old you are or how confined your space is, weight lost is still possible. In a one week period the kilo protocol has lost 50 micrograms. At this rate, the standard 2.2 pounds equaling one kilo could change very soon.

“I think this is a phenomenal idea,” Nicholas Sarkozy, France’s president, announced. “If a piece of metal can lose weight while being constrained in a box, anyone can lose weight if they exercise and eat right.”

The campaign was started when scientists realized that the protocol kilo was mysteriously losing weight. The name of the campaign has been officially named “Lose Kilograms along with Kilo.”

“Although we are still puzzled as of why the kilo protocol is still losing weight, we’re glad that something good has come out of it. Millions upon millions of people have started daily exercise and eating nutritional foods from this campaign.” Richard Stanzy, the scientist that first discovered that the kilo was losing weight, said.

In the meantime, obesity rates are still the highest they’ve ever been in the history of mankind.

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