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CINCINNATI- “This is a great alternative to end a dispute without having to divorce.” Paul Keyes, a marriage counselor, said.”

To all the struggling marriages in the United States that are thinking about divorce, SAWING LLC has announced a new alternative- dividing the house in half. Not by traditional means, instead they will offer to literally saw your house in half. Each individual will get a half of the house until the dispute is over.

“The divorce rate in the United States is a shocking 50%. That means your marriage outcome is basically decided by a coin flip,” Flip Larry, owner of Sawing LLC, commented in a news brief. “By having the individuals separated for an extended amount of time, it can help straighten out the marriage.”

After the couples are ready to reunite and have their house to normal, SAWING LLC will also reconnect the house like it was before the sawing. Full sawing packages start at $999 dollars.

“This is a great option for those couples trying to grasp on to the last dying breaths of their marriage. Separating for an extended time can provide the couples with a break and time to reform their marriage.” Philip Skyes, an alleged costumer, said.

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