Mysterious Man Spotted on Stock Trading Floor
Jul 30th, 2007 by Alex
NEW YORK- A mysterious man was spotted on the stock trading floor amongst investors of all types. The man was masked with a black hood wearing a black shirt and a pair of black pants. Officials don’t know what his intentions were, but he stayed for more than a day when finally guards escorted him out. Already theories are popping out from eyewitnesses.
“I was just bought 10,000,000 shares of Apple when I felt a chill in my spine.†Robert Mcauthy, a stock investor, said, “Then, I saw him, and instantly my stock went plummeting. I reckon he’s some sort of stock ninja, and he can control when the stocks will drop. Right after he was escorted out, all the stocks surged upwards. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure these things out.â€
Whether you think that theory is crazy or you believe it, we may never know the truth. Police have no leads on what the suspect looks like let alone who he is. They’re not even sure the “ninja†was a boy. Whoever it was knew a lot about the stock trading floor, because none of the cameras caught him on tape. Locals are going crazy when they heard the news.
“It’s the sign of the apocalypse! Sell everything! The world is ending!†A random elderly man said to a reporter.
“The media is so naive. If they read any of the Super Chronicles of Ninja Man comics they would know that ninjas can’t be caught on tape!†A teenager boy commented.
Whether if the person was a ninja or simply a boy in a costume, remains a mystery. The police are confused on how such a person could avoid a hundred seventy two cameras on the floor.
“If we do ever discover who the culprit is, we would need to ask him how he did it. If this information gets into the wrong hands, it could be lethal. Think about how many bank robbers, car thieves, and murderers could get away.†Robert Lee, a local deputy, said.
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