New Drug Approved For Work Dissatisfaction
Aug 27th, 2007 by Alex
CHICAGO- Hate your job? You’re not alone. More than 40% of working American adults report job dissatisfaction in a recent survey conducted by Lame Jobs. In a recent push to make more Americans content with their jobs, FDA has approved a drug called Viatin. Viatin works with your body to release hormones to make you want to work.
“I use to dread sitting in an office all day,” Chris Hugan said to reporters. “Now, I get goosebumps and I’m filled with joy just thinking about work. Sorry but I have to file some papers now my favorite!”
The results have been very shaky. Some report no change at all and some report great results. Viatin doesn’t come cheap either. It costs a hundred dollars per bottle. This has a lot of critics do what they do best… criticizing.
“A hundred dollars a bottle?” Sophia Brown, CEO of Doughnuts for All, weighs in. “At that price, they should just get another job.”
Fatal side effects have been reported such as transformation into a workaholic and overexcitement. The bottle now has a warning label- Warning! Overexcitement may occur!
“Now I can’t stop working. I’m officially addicted to work thanks a lot Viatin.” John Gray commented.
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If there was such a drug, I bet employers would be more than willing to foot the bill!
I dont know if this is appropriate to post, but viagra, isnt cheap. Reading this article, another expensive drug to get peoples money out of their pocket it just another debate with the goverment.
yea are you happy with your job dan? What is your job?