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UNITED STATES- Having trouble getting a date or impressing that special someone? PlasticWare LLC has just launched a new type of plastic surgery that will make you look like a caveman. Although this may sound crazy, this is following research that proves women are attracted to the prehistoric caveman look. Hundreds of thousands of people have already tried the surgery including many celebrities namely Brad Pitt and Will Smith.

“This surgery is wonderful,” Miles Corey, one of the hundreds of thousands that tried the surgery, said. “I was always the loser that never had a date for Homecoming in High School. Now, random girls always come up to me asking for my number.”

Although the success of the surgery is phenomenal, there are many severe side effects that may happen. The surgery is irreversible, so if you don’t like the new look there’s no going back. Many surgery patients have also reported that the surgery not only changes your looks but the way you think.

“Now, I don’t enjoy the things that I use to,” an anonymous person told reporters. “I use to love watching TV and hanging out with my friends, but lately I’ve been thinking more and more like a caveman. I don’t even want to live in my house anymore. Instead, I have this strong urge of moving into a cave now.”

Scientists are now strongly urging surgery patients to read all the possible side effects before going.

“Every surgery always has a chance of resulting in a severe defect. People are signing up for this surgery without fully knowing what the side effects may be.” Paul Houston commented.

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