UNITED STATES- Several alleged sightings of ninjas have occurred and many incidents have been blamed by these ninjas. One of these incidents involved three ninjas infiltrating a bank and stealing all the money. When police forces tried to stop them, the ninjas attacked leaving everyone either unconscious or dead. The ninjas left the scene allegedly untouched.
â€œWe have no idea where these ninjas came from,â€ Sheriff Mark Gawtcher, a sheriff on the scene of the robbery, said. â€œTheyâ€™re obviously highly trained in the art of combat. Even with 20 deputies and policemen wielding guns, they managed to dodge the bullets and knock down each person.â€
This is not the only incident that was reported involving ninjas. Several other cases from around the country have been reported including ninjas chasing people with machetes, pooping on highway traffic, and even tepeeing the White House.
â€œAt this point weâ€™re not certain whether or not the incidents involved the same people. It is important to stay calm as our defense cracks down on them,â€ Head of Homeland Security said in a national press conference.
The FBI has added the Ninjas on their most wanted list. Reward is set at 100,000 if you have any information leading to the arrest of the ninjas.
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