Rare Giant Squid Found in Australia
Jul 11th, 2007 by Alex
Walking up and down the beach, John practically meditated on his problems and how he could fix his problems.
“Maybe I should divorce and just stay single. No, that would just make me more depressed. Maybe I should try to get on the Dr.Phil show or Maury show.†John said talking to himself.
He began thinking so deeply, he lost track of all time. Hours and hours passed by until he was the lone person on the beach. It began to get very dark, and John was still in his trance of thinking about his problems, until he finally snapped out of it.
“Woah, it must be at least midnight. I have to get home before my wife cheats on me again.â€
John started to run across the beach, but his mind was still on his problems. He wasn’t really paying attention to where he was going. He suddenly got his leg caught in something and fell hard to the sand.
“At least it’s I didn’t land on concrete.†John said trying to be optimistic while rubbing his bleeding leg.
He first thought it was a tree branch, but further examination revealed that he had landed in something sticky and slimy. Suddenly, he started screaming like a fat girl, when he realized he had tripped over a huge octopus-like monster. He jumped up running the other way and then starting running back. He had to tell someone about his find. The only person he knew close was his wife, so he sprinted back to the home. John expected to find another male in the house, but he just found his wife sleeping next to a divorce declaration.
“Jane! Jane! You have to get up! I just found a huge octopus on the beach! Maybe we can sell it to a local museum or something.â€
They ended up calling a group of scientists. They learned that the octopus monster was actually a very rare giant squid. They awarded John in cash for finding the rare squid. The news spread around town like wildfire and soon enough, strangers were asking for autographs from the ‘Squid Man’. His wife ripped up the divorce bill after John won most influential person in his town and was rehired by his boss. Right before scientists were going to take the squid back to the laboratory, John kissed the squid.
“Cheers to you squid for turning my worst day ever into the best day ever.â€
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