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HARRISON, OHIO- It seemed like a routine stop for 32 year old Jerack Gerber. Jerack was stopping at a local convenient store to buy some doughnuts. The simple trip ended up two seriously wounded pedestrians. As Jerack made his way back to his car, he claims that the doughnuts mesmerized him.

“It was like the doughnuts had some sort of magnet and my eyes couldn’t stop looking at them. They looked just so scrumptious and delicious.” Jerack said to the public.

As Jerack made his way back into the car, something happened that no one can explain. Jerack started driving and he claims that his physical being was in the car, but his mind was transported into a whole new dimension- one where he says that everything is made up of doughnuts.

“The dimension was like a whole new world where everything, including the people, resembled doughnuts.” Jerack claimed.

With his mind out of this world literally, he struck two pedestrians injuring both of them severely. The pedestrians are reported in critical condition at a local hospital. Even with the vivid descriptions and retelling of this dimension, police disregarded the story as they found four packets of cocaine in the car.

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