The Great Wall of Beer
Sep 6th, 2007 by Alex
UNITED STATES- You’ve heard of the Great Wall of China, but what about a wall of beer? The problem of illegal immigration has spiraled out of control as many immigrants also bring along illegal drugs and weapons. Possible terrorists can come into our country from our borders undetected. Most of the immigrants come from our neighbor Mexico, but now the CIA has come up with a solution for the problem: A Wall Made of entirely made out of beer cans.
“At first this idea may seem outrageous and childish,” Gerald Wilson, head of the CIA, said. “I think if you look at it from the immigrant perspective, you can see how genius this idea is. If they attempt to cross our border, the whole wall will come crashing down alerting our border guards.”
The idea came about when a man was trapped inside his house because of a wall of beer cans blocking his entrance. The design plan has already been set, and the beer cans will be stacked upon each other with nothing but tape. The wall will extend from California’s border all the way to Florida’s blocking almost all entry. The building time is expected to be a couple of weeks.
“This is another absurd idea by the US. Sure it will alert when an illegal immigrant is trying to cross, but we would have to keep rebuilding it. This is using taxpayer’s money. There’s a lot better stuff that our money could be spent on,” George Walton said.
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