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One minute left before we open doors!” The manager said to the awaiting crowd. The time had finally come. Over twenty four hours of waiting, sleeping on a chair, and going to the bathroom on a plant, Phil was finally about to get his iPhone. Ever since he tried it out a month ago, he fell in love with it. It was like a computer in the palm of his hands, and the iphone gave him permission to burn his obsolete ipods.

“We are about to open doors!”
The whole crowd screamed in joy. Every single news TV station you could think of was there recording the action.
“Phil, Jack, Alex, Usman, Francis, Michael, and John may come in first.”
His whole body shook in excitement. Phil could barely pick up the iPhone to the cash register. He almost was in tears as the employee handed him the package.
“I GOT THE iPHONE!” Phil screamed in joy as he left the store.
Phil did a Tiger Woods’ fist pump as he went to the car. The next few days, Phil was totally absorbed into the iPhone. Forget the computer; he did everything on the iPhone from surfing the internet to watching cool videos. It wasn’t just being absorbed though, he was addicted. Doctors all over the world are trying to make video game addiction a psychological disease, but now they also have to do it for the iPhone.

Disclaimer This story is not the real news story. This is just a twisted story based on the news story. Why have Twisted News? To make news more interesting and to get people to read the boring news. Enjoy!

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