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IOWA- Onion LLC is redefining the definition of a weapon. When you think of a weapon what comes in mind is usually a knife or a gun. Onion LLC plans to change all of that by releasing a new type of weapon in the form of an onion. Yes an onion. The weapon will look like a normal onion but will be made out of pure steel. This way robbers and thieves don’t see it coming.

“An onion would be much more effective than a gun or knife,” Froifer Davis, CEO of Onion LLC, said in a public announcement. “When an intruder sees a gun or knife, they will immediately back off making the chances of actually hurting them slim. However, an onion will not seem to be of any threat making it easier to strike the intruder cold.”

The onion weapons, called the Onionater, are set to be released this month. The Onionator features a pure stainless steel build with a realistic onion touch. They are also extremely portable making it easy to carry anywhere you go.

“I think this is a great idea,” Joseif Kaita, a person that preordered the Onionator, said. “Now I don’t have to worry about being mugged on the New York City Streets.”

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