The Sky is Falling? It’s Just 50 Pound Ice Chunks!
Jul 28th, 2007 by Usman

“Snaaap, Craaackle, Pooop! (Pop? :D)” was the sound one victim of the mysterious ice dropping incident described.
“It felt like the earth was shaking or Osama had bombed us.” said a hill billy from the small town of Alma, MO.
It’s true, today a bizarre phenomena occurred in the town of Alma. 50 pound ice chunks heavier than the common 17″ Monitor fell on peoples roof’s, gardens, pets, and heads. It seemed like any other day and the skies were actually quite clear, when one man’s roof was torn apart and his TV was demolished.
“I could have sworn the sky was falling” said one man.
Authorities say it wasn’t someone playing tricks, but a natural occurrence. However, some think that the plane overhead could of created “excess waste” discharge on the inhabitants below. Although that has been disproved because the color of the ice was crystal white, not crystal brown.
Imagine having 3-4 toasters fall onto your head, they say penny dropped from heights in the stratosphere can kill you, a toaster would kill a full grown elephant, or at least give the whale a good coma.
Disclaimer:This is just a twisted story based on the news story. Why have Twisted News? To make news more interesting and to get people to read the boring news.To see the real story click here.
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