Thief Asks for Time Out In Pursuit
Jun 26th, 2007 by Alex
“Distress call on 319 Wimbleton Street, I heard several screams coming from the house, and I’m going in to investigate.” Walsh said into his communication device.
It was another day on the job as a police officer. Although he has never had to use his gun before, he had had several brushes with death. One time a driver hit him while he was writing a ticket. Hopefully, this stop won’t be as violent.
Walsh went up to the door and rung the doorbell. No answer. He opened the door to find it unlocked. Getting his gun ready, he carefully swung the door open. The house was a complete mess and seemed to have had a struggle going on. His heart started beating and fingers started getting sweaty as he crept up the stairs. Walsh had never been in a situation like this before. He turned into the bedroom, and his heart skipped a beat as he saw a horrific sight. A couple was tied to the bedpost with duct tape on their mouths.
“This is Walsh reporting a home invasion possible robbery. The couple is tied to the bedpost. Requesting immediate back-up.”
Walsh untied the couple and took of the duct tape.
“Two robbers came into our house and stole our cell phones! They just left the house through the backyard.” The couple said.
“At least you’re alright. Now, to get that cell phone.”
Walsh’s back-up arrived as he told them the situation. They decided the robbers couldn’t have gone far and would search for them. They split up some of them in cars and others by foot. Walsh was assigned looking by foot through the backyard. It didn’t take long.
“Suspects spotted in vehicle they are going to bail on Shattack and Weiss street. BAILED RUNNING NORTH TOWARDS HOME!” Another police officer radioed in.
Walsh quickly started sprinting towards the location and saw the suspects.
“PUT YOUR HANDS UP! GET ON THE GROUND AND SURRENDER!” He yelled at the fleeing suspects.
The suspects didn’t listen, and the pursuit continued.
“Pursuing suspects by forest.”
The chase went on for a good ten minutes. Walsh was never a fast runner, but had great endurance. The suspects were running out of energy and were slowing down. All of a sudden, a suspect turned around and stopped making a T with his hands.
“Tttime… out.” The suspect muttered gasping for breath as Walsh tackled him to the ground.
“There are no time outs in real life. Suspect captured other suspect running northbound.” Walsh said as hand-cuffing the suspect.
The other suspect didn’t get far as other police officers were already waiting for him. When Walsh told the officers what the suspect had said, the whole office filled with laughter. They even got the judge to say ‘You are sentenced to two years of time out.’ It was probably the funniest incident in their police division.
Disclaimer This story is not the real news story. This is just a twisted story based on the news story. Why have Twisted News? To make news more interesting and to get people to read the boring news. Enjoy!
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When I first read the title, I thought it said “Thief asks for the time in persuit”. It turned out to be funnier!
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Another good story:P You are a good writer and have nice idea! I very like how you change the boring reality into nice and funny story