Tiger is Loose in France
Jul 19th, 2007 by Usman
Have you ever seen a tiger up close, or a giant cat for that matter? Probably not face to face but in a cage or something. Unlike what you have seen before a giant cat or a young tiger suspected to be has been prowling around the town of Bordeaux, France.
Several people have spotted a tiger assumed to be in their garden or backyard, or even walking around the streets authorities say, but tigers can be vicious animals, that’s why one 9 year old kid was killed after a vicious attack on his life. As a local reported, “Bonjour, I was walking out on the street, having a bonjour day, how you say? And then all of a sudden El Tigre leaped like the salmon of Capistrano onto a child, as I gawked helplessly, I could only thing of my empty stomach, and how El Tigre had filled his.”
Well there you have it, a complete description of the horrors of letting the, “El Tigre” loose on the streets. Officials however, cannot seem to find the owner of the tiger, or cat, but authorities suspect it may have been from the local circus in town. Furthermore, if you live in the small town of Bordeaux, keep an eye out for a flesh eating tiger.
Disclaimer This story is not the real news story. This is just a twisted story based on the news story. Why have Twisted News? To make news more interesting and to get people to read the boring news.To see the real story click here.
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