Worm Has Infiltrated Internet
Sep 10th, 2007 by Alex
INTERNET WORLD- A giant information worm has infiltrated the Internet eating up vast quantities of information. Millions of databases have been found to be deleted. Even Google has reported several pagerank databases missing delaying the upcoming pagerank update even more. Everybody is vulnerable in this time of crisis, and President Bush has declared a World Emergency to all the computer users out there.
“This worm is going to cost huge money on major companies such as Microsoft and Apple,” Scott Francis, a victim, spoke out. “If the worm can delete everything on my small laptop in a few seconds, it can erase whole databases in a matter of minutes.”
The total amount of damage the worm has done is still unclear, but already billions of dollars and irreplaceable information have reported missing. How the worm got into the Internet still remains a mystery. Many computer geeks hypothesize that the worm crossed from the real world to the Internet world via Paypal which is commonly known as the bridge between the real World to the Internet.
“I think that when someone was sending money from the real world to their account in Paypal, the worm attached and got a free ride into the Internet.” Scott Richardson, TechGears writer, said.
While many criticize this theory, what matters most is not how it got in but what to do now. The top computer geeks in the world, including Bill Gates, have gathered together to form the Fellowship of the Worm. Together, they will embark on a perilous journey into the Internet where they must lead the worm into the MyDoom virus where the worm will be destroyed once and for all.
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